Total Medals Earned: 147 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,720 Points
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/485 points)
Play 360 Degrees.
Collect SKATE.
Collect COMBO.
Knock over all 10 garbage cans.
Squash all 5 birds.
Overload the water system.
Find the Secret Tape
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Flip 3 times in the air.
Survive a whole minute after the timer ends.
Finish with more than 5k points.
Finish with more than 20k points.
Finish with more than 75k points.
Finish with more than 125k points.
Finish with more than 300k points.
Finish with more than 500k points.
Finish with more than 1M points.
Finish with more than 2M points.
Finish with more than 5M points.
Finish with more than 10M points.
Complete two goals at once.
Complete three goals at once.
Complete four goals at once.
Complete five goals at once.
Complete all six goals at once.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (125/125 points)
Get Sniped By A Camper
You Freaking Idiot
Lose The Gulag
Win The Gulag
Eliminate An Enemy Team
Medals Earned: 4/5 (100/125 points)
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/470 points)
Win 10 Fights
Win 5 Fights
Win Novice Title
Be the Novice champ age 40
Defend the Novice title 10 times
Defend the Novice title 5 times
Have 40 fights
Win Novice Title without a Loss
Win the Pro Title
Be Pro Champ at age 40
Defend the pro title 10 times
Defend the pro title 5 times
Win the Pro Title With Jesus Sanchez
Win the Pro Title without a Loss
Medals Earned: 5/5 (160/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/405 points)
Start playing
Defeat Fruitcake
Defeat Eggnog
Defeat Gingerbread
Save all the Pups
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game in under 6 minutes
Beat the game without healing
Medals Earned: 7/7 (60/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/215 points)
Block an attack
Let Norris perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Let an opponent pass out on his own instead of performing a GOONALITY
Let Hunter perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Perform a GOONALITY on Norris
Perform all of Doug Glatt's special attack moves
Perform a GOONALITY on Hunter
Let Ross Rhea perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt
Defeat all of your opponents
Perform a GOONALITY on Ross Rhea
Medals Earned: 5/10 (145/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Enter the milk dimension